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But folks—here’s the deal—it ain’t all roses. Got catfished once, thought she was a knockout—turns out, it’s a dude named Carl! “This is not done, sir!”—like Gustave yellin’ at the soldiers. Pissed me off somethin’ fierce. Still, when it works—hoo boy, it’s magic! Met this gal, Sarah, real spark—talked all night ‘bout Wes Anderson films. She says, “Joe, you’re a real gentleman,” and I’m thinkin’, “Hot dang, I still got it!”